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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

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: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I

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: #Laughs Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

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: #Laughs A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding.

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: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

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: #Laughs |Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.GRAND

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: #Laughs What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !

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: #Laughs Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John

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: #Laughs Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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: #Laughs FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door.

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: #Laughs A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep.

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: #Laughs |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the

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: #Laughs What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

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: #Laughs MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!

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: #Laughs How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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: #Laughs How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

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: #Laughs |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank account!And if you had a broken disk,It would hurt when you found out!Compress was so

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: #Laughs Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I

: #Laughs Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

: #Laughs A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding.

: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

: #Laughs |Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.GRAND

: #Laughs What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !

: #Laughs Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

: #Laughs Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John

: #Laughs Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

: #Laughs FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door.

: #Laughs A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep.

: #Laughs |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the

: #Laughs What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

: #Laughs MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!

: #Laughs How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

: #Laughs How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

: #Laughs |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank account!And if you had a broken disk,It would hurt when you found out!Compress was so

: #Laughs Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam.

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