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: #Laughs "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door.

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: #Laughs I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven't caught, for delivery twodays before the season opens.

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: #Laughs A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."

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: #Laughs A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work.

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: #Laughs Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

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: #Laughs How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

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: #Laughs Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!

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: #Laughs A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two.

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: #Laughs For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

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: #Laughs |When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

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: #Laughs I went to the store the other day.

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: #Laughs Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What's your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know, the Romans invented the art of love.O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!Spero nos familiares mansuros.I hope w

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms.

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: #Laughs A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.The man thought, "Great...he's 11 and now I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious.

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: #Laughs |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).

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: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.

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: #Laughs "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door.

: #Laughs I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

: #Laughs What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven't caught, for delivery twodays before the season opens.

: #Laughs A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."

: #Laughs A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work.

: #Laughs Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

: #Laughs How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

: #Laughs Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!

: #Laughs A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two.

: #Laughs For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

: #Laughs |When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

: #Laughs I went to the store the other day.

: #Laughs Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What's your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know, the Romans invented the art of love.O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!Spero nos familiares mansuros.I hope w

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms.

: #Laughs A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.The man thought, "Great...he's 11 and now I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious.

: #Laughs |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).

: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.

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