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: #Laughs Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.

: #Laughs Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would, when does she get off work?

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

: #Laughs Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.

: #Laughs Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.

: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

: #Laughs THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation.

: #Laughs "Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

: #Laughs The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication in females.

: #Laughs What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.
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