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: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

: #Laughs During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!

: #Laughs "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people" -- Former U.S.

: #Laughs There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

: #Laughs Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.

: #Laughs "What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?"

: #Laughs There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college.

: #Laughs Women's Snappy Comebacks:Man: ="Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: ="Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: = "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, an

: #Laughs There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll.He brought her back to the States and they were very happy.He always enjoyed looking at her rear end and telling her what a beautiful butt she had.

: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
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