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: #Laughs |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection.The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tire

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: #Laughs My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you

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: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

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: #Laughs A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

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: #Laughs How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.

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: #Laughs If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1.

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: #Laughs You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!

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: #Laughs What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

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: #Laughs Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!

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: #Laughs Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

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: #Laughs An old farmer went to town to see a movie.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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: #Laughs What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein

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: #Laughs What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!

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: #Laughs How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !

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: #Laughs What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2: Who cares?A3: She says, "Next".A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.A6: I mean, who really cares?A7:

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: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

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: #Laughs Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

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: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

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: #Laughs |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection.The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tire

: #Laughs My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you

: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

: #Laughs A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

: #Laughs How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.

: #Laughs If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1.

: #Laughs You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!

: #Laughs What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

: #Laughs Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!

: #Laughs Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

: #Laughs An old farmer went to town to see a movie.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

: #Laughs What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein

: #Laughs What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!

: #Laughs How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !

: #Laughs What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2: Who cares?A3: She says, "Next".A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.A6: I mean, who really cares?A7:

: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

: #Laughs Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

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