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: #Laughs A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters.

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: #Laughs |T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge.

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: #Laughs why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman.

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: #Laughs A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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: #Laughs |John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police.

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: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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: #Laughs What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony

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: #Laughs When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wan

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !

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: #Laughs Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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: #Laughs A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

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: #Laughs What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

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: #Laughs A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.

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: #Laughs How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

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: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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: #Laughs There was a communist named Rudolph.

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: #Laughs In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air

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: #Laughs A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters.

: #Laughs |T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge.

: #Laughs why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes

: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman.

: #Laughs A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

: #Laughs |John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police.

: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

: #Laughs What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony

: #Laughs When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wan

: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !

: #Laughs Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

: #Laughs A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

: #Laughs What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

: #Laughs A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer.

: #Laughs What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.

: #Laughs How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs There was a communist named Rudolph.

: #Laughs In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air

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