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: #Laughs Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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: #Laughs McAteer arrived at J.F.K.

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: #Laughs "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area.

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: #Laughs A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor.

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: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

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: #Laughs What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

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: #Laughs A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.

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: #Laughs Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.

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: #Laughs When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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: #Laughs What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The invitation.Why are blonde jokes so short?So that brewnettes can understand them.What is a fine lookin' man wit

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: #Laughs Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.

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: #Laughs How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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: #Laughs There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch.

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: #Laughs Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

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: #Laughs Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!

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: #Laughs 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

: #Laughs McAteer arrived at J.F.K.

: #Laughs "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area.

: #Laughs A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor.

: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

: #Laughs What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

: #Laughs A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.

: #Laughs Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.

: #Laughs When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

: #Laughs Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

: #Laughs What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?The invitation.Why are blonde jokes so short?So that brewnettes can understand them.What is a fine lookin' man wit

: #Laughs Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.

: #Laughs How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.

: #Laughs Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

: #Laughs There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch.

: #Laughs Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

: #Laughs Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

: #Laughs Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!

: #Laughs 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting.

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