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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

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: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don't know.

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: #Laughs A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS". "G.O.O.D" answered his wife.

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: #Laughs Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just try to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

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: #Laughs |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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: #Laughs Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

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: #Laughs A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

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: #Laughs |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

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: #Laughs How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

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: #Laughs Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

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: #Laughs it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.

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: #Laughs |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit.

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: #Laughs A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act.

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: #Laughs A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, allnight long.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable.

: #Laughs A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

: #Laughs Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

: #Laughs Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don't know.

: #Laughs A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS". "G.O.O.D" answered his wife.

: #Laughs Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just try to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

: #Laughs |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

: #Laughs Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

: #Laughs A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

: #Laughs |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

: #Laughs How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

: #Laughs Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

: #Laughs it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.

: #Laughs |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit.

: #Laughs A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act.

: #Laughs A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, allnight long.

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