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: #Laughs How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

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: #Laughs |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every

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: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone in a feat of strength.

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: #Laughs |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."

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: #Laughs yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

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: #Laughs A woman visits her physician.

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: #Laughs Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).

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: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

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: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

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: #Laughs Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.

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: #Laughs |A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

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: #Laughs Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.

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: #Laughs Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.

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: #Laughs Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts downto use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls areoccupied, so he runs back up to his room, and indesperation, h

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: #Laughs How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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: #Laughs David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!

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: #Laughs |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.

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: #Laughs A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time.

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: #Laughs How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

: #Laughs |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every

: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone in a feat of strength.

: #Laughs |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."

: #Laughs yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

: #Laughs A woman visits her physician.

: #Laughs Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).

: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

: #Laughs Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.

: #Laughs |A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.

: #Laughs Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.

: #Laughs Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.

: #Laughs Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts downto use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls areoccupied, so he runs back up to his room, and indesperation, h

: #Laughs How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

: #Laughs David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick.

: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!

: #Laughs |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.

: #Laughs A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time.

: #Laughs Q.

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