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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !

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: #Laughs Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her.

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: #Laughs An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts out of thebathroom, flings open her robe and yells:"Super Pussy!"The old man says: "I'll have the soup."

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: #Laughs Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The nation!

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: #Laughs Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.

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: #Laughs I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6.

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: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

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: #Laughs After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to visitMoscow.

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: #Laughs Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour.

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs A gentleman is permitted to join a private club.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

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: #Laughs The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment.

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: #Laughs OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books.

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: #Laughs A guy is down on his luck.

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: #Laughs One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.

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: #Laughs How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you slice them really thin.

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: #Laughs How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !

: #Laughs Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her.

: #Laughs An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts out of thebathroom, flings open her robe and yells:"Super Pussy!"The old man says: "I'll have the soup."

: #Laughs Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The nation!

: #Laughs Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.

: #Laughs I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6.

: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

: #Laughs After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to visitMoscow.

: #Laughs Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs A gentleman is permitted to join a private club.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

: #Laughs The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment.

: #Laughs OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books.

: #Laughs A guy is down on his luck.

: #Laughs One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.

: #Laughs How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you slice them really thin.

: #Laughs How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.

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