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: #Laughs What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !

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: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.

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: #Laughs Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions.

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: #Laughs Little Herbie had been blind since birth.

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: #Laughs A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland.

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: #Laughs What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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: #Laughs A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspapercovering his genitals.The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?"The man said, "Nothing, it's just a

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?

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: #Laughs A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L.

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: #Laughs What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

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: #Laughs |At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

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: #Laughs Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.

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: #Laughs Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.

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: #Laughs Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where did the extra set of arms come from? 3) Why does it look so much like a lizard? 4) So, what are the characteristics of hermaphroditism? 5) Could we do that again? The

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: #Laughs Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.

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: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

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: #Laughs What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !

: #Laughs How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.

: #Laughs Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions.

: #Laughs Little Herbie had been blind since birth.

: #Laughs A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland.

: #Laughs What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

: #Laughs A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspapercovering his genitals.The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?"The man said, "Nothing, it's just a

: #Laughs Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?

: #Laughs A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L.

: #Laughs What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

: #Laughs |At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

: #Laughs Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.

: #Laughs Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.

: #Laughs Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where did the extra set of arms come from? 3) Why does it look so much like a lizard? 4) So, what are the characteristics of hermaphroditism? 5) Could we do that again? The

: #Laughs Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.

: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

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