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: #Laughs Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the sailors can see their air force!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

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: #Laughs Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice.

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: #Laughs (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn

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: #Laughs A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye.

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: #Laughs Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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: #Laughs Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.The boy began his commentary

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.

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: #Laughs A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.

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: #Laughs There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink.

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: #Laughs (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, indu

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: #Laughs Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

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: #Laughs Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.

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: #Laughs |Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated! Which insect didn't play well in goal?The fumble bee! What did the bumbl

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: #Laughs |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir.

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: #Laughs Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !

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: #Laughs Two flies were on a cornflakes packet.

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: #Laughs TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.

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: #Laughs Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the sailors can see their air force!

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

: #Laughs Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice.

: #Laughs (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn

: #Laughs A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye.

: #Laughs Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

: #Laughs Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.The boy began his commentary

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.

: #Laughs A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.

: #Laughs There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink.

: #Laughs (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, indu

: #Laughs Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

: #Laughs Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.

: #Laughs |Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated! Which insect didn't play well in goal?The fumble bee! What did the bumbl

: #Laughs |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir.

: #Laughs Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !

: #Laughs Two flies were on a cornflakes packet.

: #Laughs TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.

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