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: #Laughs - Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 fcks, 4 fcks, 4 fcks, not for a zillion fcks, 4 f*cks!

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: #Laughs Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

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: #Laughs After having quadruplets, the mother named them...

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: #Laughs Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan's "Memories"

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: #Laughs |TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1.

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: #Laughs Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

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: #Laughs A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere.

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: #Laughs |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

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: #Laughs Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American.

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: #Laughs 1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to its use.2) Always put the blame on something that can't defend itself.

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: #Laughs Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

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: #Laughs What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'

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: #Laughs Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!Q: Why did the hors

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: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

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: #Laughs President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore.

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: #Laughs A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

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: #Laughs - Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 fcks, 4 fcks, 4 fcks, not for a zillion fcks, 4 f*cks!

: #Laughs Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

: #Laughs After having quadruplets, the mother named them...

: #Laughs Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan's "Memories"

: #Laughs |TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1.

: #Laughs Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

: #Laughs A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere.

: #Laughs |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

: #Laughs Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American.

: #Laughs 1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to its use.2) Always put the blame on something that can't defend itself.

: #Laughs Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

: #Laughs What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'

: #Laughs Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!Q: Why did the hors

: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

: #Laughs President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore.

: #Laughs A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

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