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: #Laughs A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

: #Laughs Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him.

: #Laughs Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a dill pickle.

: #Laughs |These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

: #Laughs A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh".

: #Laughs The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things:God is a woman...and she nailed down all of Heaven's toilet seats!

: #Laughs What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

: #Laughs You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

: #Laughs One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands.

: #Laughs A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find.

: #Laughs Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|| is 12 inches.
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