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: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world.

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: #Laughs Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.

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: #Laughs Old farmer Johnson was dying.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.

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: #Laughs MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror 8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right 9:30 No-witness NewsWEDNESDAY 8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist D

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

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: #Laughs This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week.

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: #Laughs |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

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: #Laughs If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

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: #Laughs A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

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: #Laughs |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!

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: #Laughs Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

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: #Laughs When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

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: #Laughs An elderly man visits his doctor. "Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit." "Very well, let me see your sex organs, please." The aged patient replied o.k.

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: #Laughs A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

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: #Laughs |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by

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: #Laughs What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!

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: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world.

: #Laughs Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.

: #Laughs Old farmer Johnson was dying.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.

: #Laughs MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror 8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right 9:30 No-witness NewsWEDNESDAY 8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist D

: #Laughs What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

: #Laughs This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week.

: #Laughs |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

: #Laughs If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

: #Laughs A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

: #Laughs |What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!

: #Laughs Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

: #Laughs When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

: #Laughs An elderly man visits his doctor. "Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit." "Very well, let me see your sex organs, please." The aged patient replied o.k.

: #Laughs A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

: #Laughs |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by

: #Laughs What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!

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