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: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

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: #Laughs |The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

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: #Laughs For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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: #Laughs I'd like to buy a bed, please.

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: #Laughs On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing.

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: #Laughs Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one,

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: #Laughs A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in his car.To which the boy replies "GIVE ME A FIVER AND I'LL COME IN YOUR FACE"!!!!

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: #Laughs A woman of 35 thinks of having children.

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: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

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: #Laughs What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

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: #Laughs Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

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: #Laughs Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it.

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: #Laughs Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers".

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: #Laughs There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher.

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: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......

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: #Laughs How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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: #Laughs |A man was recently flying to New York.

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: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

: #Laughs |The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

: #Laughs For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

: #Laughs I'd like to buy a bed, please.

: #Laughs On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing.

: #Laughs Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one,

: #Laughs A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in his car.To which the boy replies "GIVE ME A FIVER AND I'LL COME IN YOUR FACE"!!!!

: #Laughs A woman of 35 thinks of having children.

: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

: #Laughs What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

: #Laughs Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation.

: #Laughs Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

: #Laughs Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it.

: #Laughs Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers".

: #Laughs St.

: #Laughs There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher.

: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......

: #Laughs How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

: #Laughs |A man was recently flying to New York.

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