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: #Laughs Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME

: #Laughs |Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber ducks!Q: What kind of bird opens doors?A: A kiwi!Q: What language do birds speak?A: Pigeon Engl

: #Laughs Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs.

: #Laughs Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

: #Laughs Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

: #Laughs What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

: #Laughs After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.

: #Laughs Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office.

: #Laughs Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal.

: #Laughs How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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