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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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: #Laughs Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him.

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: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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: #Laughs Hamlet's Cat's SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether 'tis better for a cat to suffer The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather That Nature rains on those who roam abroad, Or take a

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot.

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: #Laughs A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery.

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: #Laughs This guy walks in to a bathroom.

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: #Laughs |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH.He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the drive

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!

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: #Laughs Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

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: #Laughs There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb.

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: #Laughs There were three guys in a bar.

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: #Laughs With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

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: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.

: #Laughs Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

: #Laughs Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him.

: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

: #Laughs Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Hamlet's Cat's SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether 'tis better for a cat to suffer The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather That Nature rains on those who roam abroad, Or take a

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot.

: #Laughs A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery.

: #Laughs This guy walks in to a bathroom.

: #Laughs |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH.He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the drive

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!

: #Laughs Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

: #Laughs There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs There were three guys in a bar.

: #Laughs With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

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