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: #Laughs What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

: #Laughs One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:"How many here believe in ghosts?" Everyone put up their hand."How many have seen ghosts?"A lot of people put up their hand."How many have touched a ghost?"Five people put up their hands"How many ha

: #Laughs How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.

: #Laughs |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine

: #Laughs |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five c

: #Laughs Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'

: #Laughs Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down Under Bach did it using the organ Bankers do it with interest Bartenders do it on the Rocks Batman does it using his

: #Laughs On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date.The guy thinks for a minute and says:Well, what about the last date?

: #Laughs If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!

: #Laughs For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

: #Laughs An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland.
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