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: #Laughs There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunett

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: #Laughs What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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: #Laughs There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball.

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: #Laughs A man was driving from New York to San Francisco.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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: #Laughs Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped Legs 2 Firm Milk Containers 1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl 2 Large Nuts 1 Large Banana Method:

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

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: #Laughs What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

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: #Laughs A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tric

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: #Laughs A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention.

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: #Laughs |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps.

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: #Laughs What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.

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: #Laughs While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

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: #Laughs Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !

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: #Laughs Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!

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: #Laughs |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because you have to kill them before you cure them!What do you call a pig who's been arrested for

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: #Laughs Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

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: #Laughs |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"To this, the ot

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: #Laughs There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunett

: #Laughs What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

: #Laughs There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball.

: #Laughs A man was driving from New York to San Francisco.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

: #Laughs Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped Legs 2 Firm Milk Containers 1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl 2 Large Nuts 1 Large Banana Method:

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

: #Laughs What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

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: #Laughs A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tric

: #Laughs A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention.

: #Laughs |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps.

: #Laughs What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.

: #Laughs While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

: #Laughs Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !

: #Laughs Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!

: #Laughs |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because you have to kill them before you cure them!What do you call a pig who's been arrested for

: #Laughs Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

: #Laughs |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"To this, the ot

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