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: #Laughs |What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!

: #Laughs |The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George."Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

: #Laughs How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

: #Laughs Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had.

: #Laughs The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. "Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George. "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

: #Laughs |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered ZucchiniColored Crisco on a StickHot steaming bowl of pumpkin gutsChocolate Covered PrunesA Handful of R

: #Laughs |Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

: #Laughs Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

: #Laughs |A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.The man seated next to her sensed that she w

: #Laughs Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

: #Laughs A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. 'You can't go home in this,' said one of his friends, ' you'd better s

: #Laughs Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."
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