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: #Laughs |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?The

: #Laughs A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get pregnant.""Well" said the doctor, "It's possible you don't breed in captivity!"

: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

: #Laughs FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT: No, what happened? FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun .

: #Laughs The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer.

: #Laughs Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

: #Laughs Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

: #Laughs Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again.

: #Laughs Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
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