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: #Laughs Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, t

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: #Laughs A car was involved in an accident in a street.

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: #Laughs One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed a woman over in a field of wheat rowing in akayak.The Blonde then noticed also and the Brunette asked her "Why is she in aboat out in a field of wheat? There is

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: #Laughs Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

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: #Laughs |A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention.

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: #Laughs A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.

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: #Laughs |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness.

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: #Laughs Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.

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: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

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: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

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: #Laughs First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty.

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: #Laughs Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!

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: #Laughs A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170.

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: #Laughs |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by

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: #Laughs A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

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: #Laughs A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for .

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: #Laughs Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, t

: #Laughs A car was involved in an accident in a street.

: #Laughs One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed a woman over in a field of wheat rowing in akayak.The Blonde then noticed also and the Brunette asked her "Why is she in aboat out in a field of wheat? There is

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

: #Laughs |A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention.

: #Laughs A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.

: #Laughs |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness.

: #Laughs Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.

: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

: #Laughs Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

: #Laughs First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty.

: #Laughs Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!

: #Laughs A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories.

: #Laughs Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170.

: #Laughs |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies.I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by

: #Laughs A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

: #Laughs A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for .

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