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: #Laughs What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

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: #Laughs On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm.

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: #Laughs Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

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: #Laughs ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You'll be making under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a pr

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: #Laughs What do snowmen have that snowwomen don't?Snowballs!

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: #Laughs Jon starts working in a lumber camp.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,"Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like aquickie!""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

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: #Laughs Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it c

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: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

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: #Laughs Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.

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: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

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: #Laughs Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always trying to impress his company commander and the other officers in the Command.

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: #Laughs Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.

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: #Laughs Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L.

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: #Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

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: #Laughs Three men are golfing.

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: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

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: #Laughs A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter.

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: #Laughs Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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: #Laughs What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

: #Laughs On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm.

: #Laughs Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

: #Laughs ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You'll be making under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a pr

: #Laughs What do snowmen have that snowwomen don't?Snowballs!

: #Laughs Jon starts working in a lumber camp.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,"Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like aquickie!""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

: #Laughs Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it c

: #Laughs Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

: #Laughs Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.

: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

: #Laughs Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always trying to impress his company commander and the other officers in the Command.

: #Laughs Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.

: #Laughs Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L.

: #Laughs A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.

: #Laughs Three men are golfing.

: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

: #Laughs A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter.

: #Laughs Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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