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: #Laughs |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

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: #Laughs Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMO

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: #Laughs Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.

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: #Laughs The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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: #Laughs |Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10.

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: #Laughs Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.(From a machine at a college dorm:)A is for academics, B is for beer.

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: #Laughs Is there a God? A billion Hindus can't be wrong.

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: #Laughs A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency phone call, Mrs.

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: #Laughs Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that coat?"Her mother glared back at her and said, "Don't talk about your father that way!"

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: #Laughs On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"(why...a duh!)On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.(ah-ha! So that's what happened to my little sister!)On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised fo

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: #Laughs A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist.

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: #Laughs A doctor dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames.

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex"?Thats when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the sex act you bend over and whisper in her ear, "Your sister has a tighter pussy than you", and try to hold on for

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: #Laughs |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three.

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: #Laughs The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar".

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !

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: #Laughs Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches "Doctor" to his name He may be a chiropractor Or a painless tooth extractor He's entitled to the title just the same.Or perhaps he is a preacher Or a lecturer or teach

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: #Laughs |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

: #Laughs Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMO

: #Laughs Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.

: #Laughs The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

: #Laughs |Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10.

: #Laughs Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.(From a machine at a college dorm:)A is for academics, B is for beer.

: #Laughs Is there a God? A billion Hindus can't be wrong.

: #Laughs A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency phone call, Mrs.

: #Laughs Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that coat?"Her mother glared back at her and said, "Don't talk about your father that way!"

: #Laughs On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"(why...a duh!)On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.(ah-ha! So that's what happened to my little sister!)On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised fo

: #Laughs A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist.

: #Laughs A doctor dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames.

: #Laughs Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex"?Thats when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the sex act you bend over and whisper in her ear, "Your sister has a tighter pussy than you", and try to hold on for

: #Laughs |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!

: #Laughs How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three.

: #Laughs The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar".

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !

: #Laughs Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches "Doctor" to his name He may be a chiropractor Or a painless tooth extractor He's entitled to the title just the same.Or perhaps he is a preacher Or a lecturer or teach

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