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: #Laughs Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.

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: #Laughs I want a hair cut please.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.

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: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?" The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

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: #Laughs A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.

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: #Laughs Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips.

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: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

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: #Laughs How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door"

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: #Laughs A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients.

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

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: #Laughs How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!

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: #Laughs What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined and dismantled for six months.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

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: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

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: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

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: #Laughs What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!

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: #Laughs |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.

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: #Laughs Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.

: #Laughs I want a hair cut please.

: #Laughs Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.

: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?" The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

: #Laughs A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.

: #Laughs Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? - Chapped lips.

: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

: #Laughs How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual position is "next door"

: #Laughs A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients.

: #Laughs What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

: #Laughs How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!

: #Laughs What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined and dismantled for six months.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

: #Laughs What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!

: #Laughs |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.

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