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: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

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: #Laughs I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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: #Laughs Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

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: #Laughs "Don't worry.

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: #Laughs How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.

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: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

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: #Laughs What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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: #Laughs Headline in today's newspaper:"Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

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: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?Having your dentist tell you!

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: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

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: #Laughs Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know.

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: #Laughs Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

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: #Laughs Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me ?' 'But I only have ,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other !

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: #Laughs If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.

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: #Laughs If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.

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: #Laughs On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle.

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: #Laughs Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

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: #Laughs How to Diet Successfully by M.

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: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

: #Laughs I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

: #Laughs Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

: #Laughs "Don't worry.

: #Laughs How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.

: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

: #Laughs What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

: #Laughs Headline in today's newspaper:"Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?Having your dentist tell you!

: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

: #Laughs Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know.

: #Laughs Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

: #Laughs Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me ?' 'But I only have ,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other !

: #Laughs If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.

: #Laughs If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.

: #Laughs On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle.

: #Laughs Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

: #Laughs How to Diet Successfully by M.

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