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: #Laughs Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !

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: #Laughs Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !

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: #Laughs An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!

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: #Laughs "So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer.

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: #Laughs |The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they

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: #Laughs |Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" an

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist

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: #Laughs Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

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: #Laughs There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor.

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: #Laughs Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm

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: #Laughs One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

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: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

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: #Laughs Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinet

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: #Laughs What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll

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: #Laughs A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers.

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: #Laughs If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings!

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: #Laughs Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !

: #Laughs Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !

: #Laughs An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!

: #Laughs "So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer.

: #Laughs |The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they

: #Laughs |Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" an

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist

: #Laughs Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

: #Laughs There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor.

: #Laughs Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm

: #Laughs One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know.

: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

: #Laughs Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinet

: #Laughs What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll

: #Laughs A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers.

: #Laughs If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings!

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