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: #Laughs A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, o

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: #Laughs A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians.

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: #Laughs ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !

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: #Laughs |Q: Why don't chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run away?A: He was chicken!Q: What do chickens grow on?A: Eggplants!Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?A: He heard the referee calling fowls Q: Why is it ea

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: #Laughs I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."

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: #Laughs A man's house is on fire.

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: #Laughs Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.

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: #Laughs What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.

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: #Laughs What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis.

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: #Laughs |I had a dream the other night.

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: #Laughs Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.

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: #Laughs Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

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: #Laughs Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset."You're running around with other women," she told her mate."Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded.

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: #Laughs Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to you!

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: #Laughs 25 facts of life1.

: #Laughs A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, o

: #Laughs A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians.

: #Laughs ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !

: #Laughs |Q: Why don't chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run away?A: He was chicken!Q: What do chickens grow on?A: Eggplants!Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?A: He heard the referee calling fowls Q: Why is it ea

: #Laughs I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."

: #Laughs A man's house is on fire.

: #Laughs Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.

: #Laughs What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis.

: #Laughs |I had a dream the other night.

: #Laughs Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.

: #Laughs Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

: #Laughs Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset."You're running around with other women," she told her mate."Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded.

: #Laughs Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to you!

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