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: #Laughs Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...

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: #Laughs |Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of 5,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.

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: #Laughs What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.

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: #Laughs Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I'm not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really - I spill

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: #Laughs Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !

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: #Laughs Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a barge.Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.Marriage is a rest period between romances.Marriage is a three ring c

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: #Laughs A pipe burst in a doctor's house.

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: #Laughs Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"

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: #Laughs What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !

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: #Laughs Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare

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: #Laughs An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Nobody answered him. He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Again nobody

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !

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: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

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: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.

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: #Laughs |What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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: #Laughs |A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.

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: #Laughs A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What's with the

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: #Laughs Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...

: #Laughs |Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of 5,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.

: #Laughs What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.

: #Laughs Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I'm not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really - I spill

: #Laughs Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !

: #Laughs Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns your dreamboat into a barge.Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.Marriage is a rest period between romances.Marriage is a three ring c

: #Laughs A pipe burst in a doctor's house.

: #Laughs Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"

: #Laughs What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !

: #Laughs Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare

: #Laughs An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Nobody answered him. He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Again nobody

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !

: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.

: #Laughs |What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!

: #Laughs |A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.

: #Laughs A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What's with the

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