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: #Laughs Men are like lava lamps.

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: #Laughs adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia...(n) Rushun princess y'all red 'bout in skool.

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: #Laughs Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.

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: #Laughs A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the .

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: #Laughs There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night.

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: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

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: #Laughs Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week.

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: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he

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: #Laughs |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".

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: #Laughs When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name.

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: #Laughs You know you're drinking too much coffee when...You answer the door before people knock.

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: #Laughs If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

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: #Laughs TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers.

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: #Laughs A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necessary: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.

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: #Laughs The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.The Clean poo - The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but theres no poo on the toilet paper.The Wet Poo- You wipe

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: #Laughs "Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say.

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: #Laughs Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

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: #Laughs How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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: #Laughs Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."

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: #Laughs Men are like lava lamps.

: #Laughs adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia...(n) Rushun princess y'all red 'bout in skool.

: #Laughs Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.

: #Laughs A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the .

: #Laughs There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night.

: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

: #Laughs Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week.

: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute.

: #Laughs An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he

: #Laughs |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".

: #Laughs When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name.

: #Laughs You know you're drinking too much coffee when...You answer the door before people knock.

: #Laughs If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

: #Laughs TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers.

: #Laughs A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necessary: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.

: #Laughs The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.The Clean poo - The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but theres no poo on the toilet paper.The Wet Poo- You wipe

: #Laughs "Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym, "your wife is not as bad as you say.

: #Laughs Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

: #Laughs How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

: #Laughs Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" "But sarge, that's a hydrant!" Sarge:"Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well."

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