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: #Laughs NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form.

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: #Laughs When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A: A Space Invader.

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: #Laughs A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer.

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: #Laughs |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.

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: #Laughs This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

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: #Laughs How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

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: #Laughs I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !

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: #Laughs Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads.

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: #Laughs Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor.

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: #Laughs Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died.

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: #Laughs What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

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: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

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: #Laughs Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

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: #Laughs What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.

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: #Laughs TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1.

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: #Laughs What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.

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: #Laughs A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: "Crude, but direct.

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: #Laughs NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form.

: #Laughs When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A: A Space Invader.

: #Laughs A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer.

: #Laughs |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.

: #Laughs This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

: #Laughs How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

: #Laughs I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !

: #Laughs Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads.

: #Laughs Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor.

: #Laughs Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died.

: #Laughs What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

: #Laughs Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

: #Laughs What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.

: #Laughs TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1.

: #Laughs What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.

: #Laughs A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: "Crude, but direct.

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