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: #Laughs A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a

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: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

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: #Laughs |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the wind

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself.

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: #Laughs What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!

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: #Laughs A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer.

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: #Laughs A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

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: #Laughs First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with his dog.

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: #Laughs A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!

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: #Laughs Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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: #Laughs |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.

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: #Laughs Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

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: #Laughs Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office.

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: #Laughs The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

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: #Laughs What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!

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: #Laughs What is a buttress? A female goat.

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: #Laughs Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here.

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: #Laughs Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat.

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: #Laughs A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a

: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

: #Laughs |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the wind

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself.

: #Laughs What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!

: #Laughs A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer.

: #Laughs A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

: #Laughs First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with his dog.

: #Laughs A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!

: #Laughs Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

: #Laughs |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.

: #Laughs Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

: #Laughs Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.

: #Laughs An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office.

: #Laughs The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

: #Laughs What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!

: #Laughs What is a buttress? A female goat.

: #Laughs Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here.

: #Laughs Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat.

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