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: #Laughs Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.

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: #Laughs A new list of the "World's Shortest Books":STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet RenoHOME BUILT AIRPLANES-by John DenverDOWN HILL SKIING-by Sonny BonoHOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL-by Dan MarinoFLYING AT NIGHT-by JFK, Jr

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather...

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: #Laughs A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette.

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: #Laughs How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None.

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: #Laughs Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road.

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: #Laughs NoticeTo make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important NoticeAbout Notices.

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: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor

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: #Laughs What food best describes a man? Jerky

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: #Laughs Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day

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: #Laughs Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

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: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself.

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: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?

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: #Laughs What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.

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: #Laughs Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.

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: #Laughs A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop.

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: #Laughs Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it c

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: #Laughs Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.

: #Laughs A new list of the "World's Shortest Books":STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet RenoHOME BUILT AIRPLANES-by John DenverDOWN HILL SKIING-by Sonny BonoHOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL-by Dan MarinoFLYING AT NIGHT-by JFK, Jr

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather...

: #Laughs A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette.

: #Laughs How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None.

: #Laughs Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road.

: #Laughs NoticeTo make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important NoticeAbout Notices.

: #Laughs What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor

: #Laughs What food best describes a man? Jerky

: #Laughs Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day

: #Laughs Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself.

: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?

: #Laughs What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.

: #Laughs Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.

: #Laughs A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop.

: #Laughs Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it c

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