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: #Laughs |What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play with elephants?Squash!What do you call a 100 year old ant?An antique!What kind of ant can you col

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: #Laughs ..Placemats.

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: #Laughs Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.

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: #Laughs Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.You know you're a red neck wh

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: #Laughs A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"

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: #Laughs |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

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: #Laughs A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets.

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: #Laughs What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by Sarah

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: #Laughs There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander.

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

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: #Laughs A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

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: #Laughs What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!

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: #Laughs 2 people walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

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: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar one night.

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: #Laughs |What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play with elephants?Squash!What do you call a 100 year old ant?An antique!What kind of ant can you col

: #Laughs ..Placemats.

: #Laughs Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.

: #Laughs Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?

: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

: #Laughs Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.You know you're a red neck wh

: #Laughs A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"

: #Laughs |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

: #Laughs A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets.

: #Laughs What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by Sarah

: #Laughs There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander.

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

: #Laughs A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

: #Laughs What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!

: #Laughs 2 people walk into a bar.

: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar one night.

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