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: #Laughs A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door.

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: #Laughs Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.

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: #Laughs Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.

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: #Laughs One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!

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: #Laughs Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kiss....

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.

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: #Laughs |The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents...

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: #Laughs What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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: #Laughs After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place

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: #Laughs A 90 year old man shows up for a physical.

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: #Laughs If Cray made toasters...They would cost million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

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: #Laughs Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !

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: #Laughs I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door.

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: #Laughs I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !

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: #Laughs |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public places.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !

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: #Laughs A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door.

: #Laughs Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.

: #Laughs Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.

: #Laughs One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!

: #Laughs Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kiss....

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.

: #Laughs |The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents...

: #Laughs What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.

: #Laughs After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place

: #Laughs A 90 year old man shows up for a physical.

: #Laughs If Cray made toasters...They would cost million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

: #Laughs Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !

: #Laughs I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !

: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door.

: #Laughs I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !

: #Laughs |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public places.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !

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