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: #Laughs How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

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: #Laughs How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve

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: #Laughs Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and we

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: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed by a white man in a black car.

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: #Laughs |What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.

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: #Laughs What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is enough for anyone!

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: #Laughs A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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: #Laughs An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies.

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: #Laughs Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

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: #Laughs Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!

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: #Laughs |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

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: #Laughs How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!

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: #Laughs |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!

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: #Laughs How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

: #Laughs How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve

: #Laughs Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and we

: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

: #Laughs What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed by a white man in a black car.

: #Laughs |What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!

: #Laughs Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.

: #Laughs What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is enough for anyone!

: #Laughs A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

: #Laughs An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies.

: #Laughs Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

: #Laughs Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!

: #Laughs |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

: #Laughs How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!

: #Laughs |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!

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