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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa seven!

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: #Laughs After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.

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: #Laughs Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

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: #Laughs Men are like lava lamps.

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: #Laughs My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank.

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: #Laughs After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit.

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: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

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: #Laughs Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary.

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: #Laughs What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

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: #Laughs Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

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: #Laughs What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

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: #Laughs A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study.

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: #Laughs Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.' Ther

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: #Laughs Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

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: #Laughs What is It? Bush has a short one.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !

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: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their genes!

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa seven!

: #Laughs After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.

: #Laughs Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

: #Laughs Men are like lava lamps.

: #Laughs My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank.

: #Laughs After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit.

: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

: #Laughs Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary.

: #Laughs What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

: #Laughs Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

: #Laughs What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again

: #Laughs A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study.

: #Laughs Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.' Ther

: #Laughs Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

: #Laughs What is It? Bush has a short one.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !

: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their genes!

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