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: #Laughs When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!

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: #Laughs A little old lady had two monkeys for years.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.

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: #Laughs Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office.

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: #Laughs It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo.

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: #Laughs How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

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: #Laughs What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught break

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: #Laughs A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active sex life.

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: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

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: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

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: #Laughs Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?

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: #Laughs Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

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: #Laughs |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother.

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: #Laughs Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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: #Laughs What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !

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: #Laughs Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!

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: #Laughs When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!

: #Laughs A little old lady had two monkeys for years.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.

: #Laughs Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.

: #Laughs Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office.

: #Laughs It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo.

: #Laughs How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

: #Laughs What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught break

: #Laughs A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active sex life.

: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

: #Laughs Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?

: #Laughs Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

: #Laughs |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother.

: #Laughs Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

: #Laughs What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !

: #Laughs Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!

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