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: #Laughs What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!

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: #Laughs A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

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: #Laughs At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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: #Laughs Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't.

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: #Laughs What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

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: #Laughs A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp.

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: #Laughs Here's one about the old native American who wanted a loan for 0.

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: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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: #Laughs We yanks just love to pass the blame.

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: #Laughs Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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: #Laughs What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !

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: #Laughs Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position cords.

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: #Laughs How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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: #Laughs One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

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: #Laughs This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy.A picture of his wife on the milk carton.

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: #Laughs What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.

: #Laughs Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!

: #Laughs A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

: #Laughs At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

: #Laughs Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't.

: #Laughs What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

: #Laughs A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp.

: #Laughs Here's one about the old native American who wanted a loan for 0.

: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

: #Laughs We yanks just love to pass the blame.

: #Laughs Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

: #Laughs What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !

: #Laughs Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position cords.

: #Laughs How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

: #Laughs This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy.A picture of his wife on the milk carton.

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