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: #Laughs Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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: #Laughs A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.

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: #Laughs Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won't Eever See...1...You Are Different and That's Bad2...The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables3...Dad's New Wife Robert4...Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share5...Ham

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.

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: #Laughs SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness.

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: #Laughs What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.

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: #Laughs Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead.

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: #Laughs |Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

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: #Laughs DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came

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: #Laughs Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !

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: #Laughs Pay back time for the ladies!1.

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: #Laughs Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.

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: #Laughs What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.

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: #Laughs Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.

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: #Laughs What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

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: #Laughs The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff.

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: #Laughs Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them.

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: #Laughs What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!

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: #Laughs Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

: #Laughs A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.

: #Laughs Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won't Eever See...1...You Are Different and That's Bad2...The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables3...Dad's New Wife Robert4...Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share5...Ham

: #Laughs Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.

: #Laughs SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness.

: #Laughs What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.

: #Laughs Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.

: #Laughs Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead.

: #Laughs |Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

: #Laughs DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !

: #Laughs Pay back time for the ladies!1.

: #Laughs Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.

: #Laughs What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.

: #Laughs Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.

: #Laughs What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

: #Laughs The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff.

: #Laughs Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them.

: #Laughs What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!

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