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: #Laughs |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.She's developed a new talent f

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: #Laughs |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

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: #Laughs Build Vocabulary.

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: #Laughs A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?A: There was an empty seat.Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?A: A

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: #Laughs What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor.

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: #Laughs A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !

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: #Laughs One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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: #Laughs What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

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: #Laughs What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger

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: #Laughs THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

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: #Laughs |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.She's developed a new talent f

: #Laughs |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

: #Laughs Build Vocabulary.

: #Laughs A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?A: There was an empty seat.Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?A: A

: #Laughs What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor.

: #Laughs A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !

: #Laughs One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!

: #Laughs Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

: #Laughs What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.

: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

: #Laughs What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger

: #Laughs THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

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