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: #Laughs Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

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: #Laughs What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !

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: #Laughs A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for survival.The red-head brought water.

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: #Laughs This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for.

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: #Laughs You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

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: #Laughs |What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!

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: #Laughs Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather...

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: #Laughs A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.Clem said, Yup, he'

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: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

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: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

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: #Laughs This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

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: #Laughs Headline in today's newspaper:"Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

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: #Laughs This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids.

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: #Laughs What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

: #Laughs What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !

: #Laughs A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for survival.The red-head brought water.

: #Laughs This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for.

: #Laughs You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

: #Laughs |What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!

: #Laughs Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather...

: #Laughs A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.Clem said, Yup, he'

: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

: #Laughs This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

: #Laughs Headline in today's newspaper:"Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

: #Laughs This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids.

: #Laughs What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !

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