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: #Laughs What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!

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: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor for a checkup.

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: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

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: #Laughs A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there.

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: #Laughs |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

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: #Laughs Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

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: #Laughs How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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: #Laughs What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland.

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: #Laughs What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.

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: #Laughs First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: She punched you?Second man: Nope.

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: #Laughs An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you hear me sweetheart"?.

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: #Laughs When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffalo- Plenty beaver- Medicine man free- Women did all the work- Men hunted and fished all the time The white man was dumb enough to think he could im

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: #Laughs Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy.""Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

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: #Laughs What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.

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: #Laughs |HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over the intercom.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.

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: #Laughs Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

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: #Laughs Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !

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: #Laughs What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!

: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor for a checkup.

: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

: #Laughs A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there.

: #Laughs |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

: #Laughs Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

: #Laughs How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

: #Laughs What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland.

: #Laughs What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.

: #Laughs First man: How'd you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a two-bit whore.First man: She punched you?Second man: Nope.

: #Laughs An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you hear me sweetheart"?.

: #Laughs When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffalo- Plenty beaver- Medicine man free- Women did all the work- Men hunted and fished all the time The white man was dumb enough to think he could im

: #Laughs Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy.""Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

: #Laughs What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

: #Laughs Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.

: #Laughs |HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over the intercom.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.

: #Laughs Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

: #Laughs Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !

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