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: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

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: #Laughs A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country.

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: #Laughs What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!

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: #Laughs Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

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: #Laughs The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.The kid said, "My Mama told me if I looked at anything bad I'd turn to stone....

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: #Laughs A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.The bartender looks at the guy and asks:"What's wrong with your tur

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: #Laughs Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !

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: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation j

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: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

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: #Laughs How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

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: #Laughs If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three.

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: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

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: #Laughs Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things.

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: #Laughs If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

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: #Laughs What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul."

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: #Laughs |Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU.

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: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

: #Laughs A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country.

: #Laughs What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!

: #Laughs Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

: #Laughs The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.The kid said, "My Mama told me if I looked at anything bad I'd turn to stone....

: #Laughs A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.The bartender looks at the guy and asks:"What's wrong with your tur

: #Laughs Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !

: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation j

: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

: #Laughs How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

: #Laughs If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three.

: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

: #Laughs Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things.

: #Laughs If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

: #Laughs What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul."

: #Laughs |Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU.

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