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: #Laughs How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two.

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: #Laughs Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

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: #Laughs What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.

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: #Laughs Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!

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: #Laughs |Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques: Escape from DojoThe quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the mats.

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: #Laughs |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.

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: #Laughs From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer[R-California].

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: #Laughs A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

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: #Laughs My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

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: #Laughs Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.

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: #Laughs After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans: Nothing.

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: #Laughs |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10.

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: #Laughs The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly

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: #Laughs Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

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: #Laughs Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,Had just h

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: #Laughs Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once.

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: #Laughs How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two.

: #Laughs Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

: #Laughs What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.

: #Laughs Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!

: #Laughs |Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques: Escape from DojoThe quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the mats.

: #Laughs |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.

: #Laughs From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer[R-California].

: #Laughs A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

: #Laughs My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

: #Laughs Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.

: #Laughs After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

: #Laughs Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans: Nothing.

: #Laughs |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T.

: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10.

: #Laughs The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly

: #Laughs Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

: #Laughs Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,Had just h

: #Laughs Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once.

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