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: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

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: #Laughs On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers.

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: #Laughs RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) --The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5 of the World Series.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.

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: #Laughs Ladies...read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour.

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: #Laughs Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I would becoming too!

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: #Laughs Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.

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: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

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: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter.

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: #Laughs "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'

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: #Laughs This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

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: #Laughs Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So?

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: #Laughs General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: "No military precision in drill..." "Why?" "Did you see thos

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: #Laughs How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out.What do a turtle and a bl

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: #Laughs In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.

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: #Laughs Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

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: #Laughs My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

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: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

: #Laughs On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers.

: #Laughs RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) --The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5 of the World Series.

: #Laughs Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."

: #Laughs Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.

: #Laughs Ladies...read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour.

: #Laughs Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I would becoming too!

: #Laughs Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!

: #Laughs Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.

: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter.

: #Laughs "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.

: #Laughs Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'

: #Laughs This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

: #Laughs Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So?

: #Laughs General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: "No military precision in drill..." "Why?" "Did you see thos

: #Laughs How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out.What do a turtle and a bl

: #Laughs In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.

: #Laughs Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

: #Laughs My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

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