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: #Laughs What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.

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: #Laughs |Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?

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: #Laughs The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfallwhile the jet was on a bombing run.

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: #Laughs What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,?"Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

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: #Laughs The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !

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: #Laughs A man walks into a shul with a dog.

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: #Laughs There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop assistant and asked "Could I have a fucketplease?"The assistant asked"Pardon sir?"."Can I have

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: #Laughs A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him.

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: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

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: #Laughs How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.

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: #Laughs Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "This is unusual."The dentist said to me, "Mr.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!

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: #Laughs Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

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: #Laughs Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales

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: #Laughs What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.

: #Laughs |Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?

: #Laughs The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfallwhile the jet was on a bombing run.

: #Laughs What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,?"Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

: #Laughs The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack ofcigarettes.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !

: #Laughs A man walks into a shul with a dog.

: #Laughs There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store.He went up to the shop assistant and asked "Could I have a fucketplease?"The assistant asked"Pardon sir?"."Can I have

: #Laughs A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him.

: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

: #Laughs How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.

: #Laughs Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "This is unusual."The dentist said to me, "Mr.

: #Laughs Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!

: #Laughs Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

: #Laughs Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales

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