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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes! Knock Knock Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amosquito just bit me! Knock Knock Who's there? Amy! Amy who? Amy fraid I've forgotten! Knock Knock Who's t

: #Laughs They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

: #Laughs When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them.

: #Laughs Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment.

: #Laughs Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

: #Laughs Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy goes up to the toilet and says: "Oh God! Are you still in there!

: #Laughs ?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands?Lost: small apricot poodle.

: #Laughs Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

: #Laughs |As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

: #Laughs A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - 'Dogs must be carried on this escalator.' The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog.

: #Laughs A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly.
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