Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the blackboard.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I'll get the fly spray !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How To Shower Like A Man:1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.2 - Walk naked to the bathroom.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

: #Laughs A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear

: #Laughs How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

: #Laughs What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass.

: #Laughs What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp

: #Laughs Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

: #Laughs Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked!

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!

: #Laughs Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.

: #Laughs HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

: #Laughs |What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!

: #Laughs The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the blackboard.

: #Laughs Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

: #Laughs An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I'll get the fly spray !

: #Laughs How To Shower Like A Man:1 - Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.2 - Walk naked to the bathroom.

: #Laughs Q.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme